23975 Mastick Road

$ 44,900


This is in Ohio.
Just read how funny the agent’s description is:

Attention Hoarders, you have met your match!! This home has more junk than a local dump. It features 3 bedrooms, some bonus rooms and as many antiques as long as you can pound your way through all the stuff. Be the envy of all your hoarder friends. They have been collecting stuff for years and you show up with a house more full of junk than theirs. Not a bank owned or short sale, just good old fashioned hillbilly house full of stuff. The disappointing part of this house is the 3 car garage that is not full. Good luck making it through the front door. Seller recommends you wear long pants, protective shoes and have a tetanus shot before entering. Storage is only an issue if you plan on keeping all the stuff currently in the place. The classic coke can on the first floor is not included.

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  • City: Cleveland
  • Postal Code: 44070

This . This property price was listed at$ 44,900 and has 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and is . It was built in .

Diane Brennan

Diane is the host of Own It Girl! that podcast for women. She has spent over 20 years in radio broadcasting in both Canada and the U.S. and has turned her passion into a full time career, combining her loves of podcast and real estate. Diane is licensed at Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage.